IS HE RUSHING THERE TO HELP?

I'll Be Right There Gram

I was wondering if the C.I.C. was rushing to to the bedside of his injured grandmother, being the wonderful family man he is and all?  Pretty impressive that grandma has bodyguards over there in Hawaii, I mean Kenya.  
There really isn't anything going on that could be more important is there?  Let me see.


Economy-Booming
War in Afghanistan-Winning Right?
Iraq-Solved
Unemployment-Who's not working?
World Affairs-Just a few dead Syrians, 
                             -Iran/Israel- No Problem
                             -N. Korea-Warm and Fuzzy
                                  Fast and Furious-What?

                                  Well he could always send Joe Biden.