|CAN ANYONE HELP A GUY OUT ?|
Since the Dear Leader has solved another problem and is looking for more ways to save us, or should I say his re-election chances. Maybe you would like to make a suggestion or two on how he can best serve his country? Please feel free to add to my short list.
1. Take Mooseshell in for her 60,000 mile check up.
2. Get that damn citizenship thingy straightened out.
3. Intervene in the NBA Contract Talks
4. Sit down to model for his addition to Mount Rushmore
5. Have Seal Team 6 over for a photo op
6. Issue an executive order that the Kenyan National Anthem must be played at all sporting events.
7. Order the killing of a few more foreign leaders to increase his odds of winning another Nobel Peace Prize
8. Volunteer for Habitat for Humanity
9. Appear on Dancing With The Stars
10. Start Packing