WHAT WOULD LEFTIES THINK IF RICK PERRY BECAME PRESIDENT AND............

1.  Named or tried to name  tax evaders to his cabinet?  (re:  Geither, Daschle)

2.  Was found to be a disciple of Barry Goldwater?   (re: Bill Ayers)

3.  Bowed to other World Leaders  (re:  too many to name)

4.  Gave Lucky Texas Horseshoes to the British PM & the Queen?   (Re:  Think  DVD's & IPod)

5.  Appointed an AG that allowed the KKK to intimidate black voters?   (re: Black Panthers)

6.  Was shown to be a community organizer for the Texas Tea Party?  (re:  ACORN)

7.  Refused to produce a copy of his Birth Certificate  (re:  Do I have to say?) 

8.  Wrote on his hand to remember talking points?  (re: teleprompter)

9.  Presided over prolonged double digit unemployment?   (re:  hahahahahhaha REALLY?)

10.  Started a War without Congressional Approval  ( re: Libya)

11.  Continually violated the Constitution?  (re:  I don't have 2 hours for this post)

Anyone care to pick up from here?