MOMENTARY DIVERSION: CACKLING TWAT ROUNDUP

Is This Better

Or Is This Better

There are hens, there are cows, bitches and then there are twats.  No not that kind of twat.  I'm talking about the kind of twat that cackles unmercifully, talks over itself, is generally a liberal loon that spews a mountain of left wing ideology, is full of stupid ideas and doesn't have a grip on reality.  There is nothing more annoying than twats with a soapbox that gives them access to millions of homes, and thus the minds, of millions of simpletons, who suck up their twatisms like the vacuum at the car wash.  Sometimes they are like nails on a chalkboard, sometimes they are like the hot poker in your eye and sometimes they are like your favorite Mexican dinner coming back up the wrong way after a long night of shooters. 
Did you ever notice that any time you are out in the morning or afternoon, at the hospital, doctor's office or pretty much any waiting room, the TV is locked onto this idiocy.  It must be a way to increase your pain tolerance before you go in to have that tooth drilled or, that gash stitched up.  But, since I've had to suffer through this a few times lately, I thought I'd try to get some votes as to the most annoying/irritating of the twat shows on TV. Feel free to add your own.